Name: Kevin Spencer
Uploaded: 2019-07-11T20:39:03.000Z
Description: Kevin Spencer chronicles the wacky adventures of the massively eccentric Spencer family as seen through the eyes of their teenage son, Kevin, an oddly astute and likeable sociopath-in-the-making.

Kevin Spencer chronicles the wacky adventures of the massively eccentric Spencer family as seen through the eyes of their teenage son, Kevin, an oddly astute and likeable sociopath-in-the-making.

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Kevin is put into adult prison and is forced to attend three psychiatric sessions a week. Kevin tells the doctor the story of his childhood. In the end, Slappy, an enormous inmate upsets Kevin and he responds by lighting Slappy's jail cell on fire.

A First Time For Everything

Pete Wilcox, a large and violent inmate suffering from multiple-personality disorder, is admitted to the prison. Allen and Kevin make use of the fact that Pete thinks Kevin is Jesus to successfully over take the prison black market.

Allen the Magic Goose

Kevin's violent nature lands him time in the padded room and the doctor visits Kevin regularly. When asked to share more of his childhood experiences, Kevin recounts a time he shot an ostrich after being abandoned by his father on a hunting trip.

Life Lessons

Kevin describes to the psychiatrist his experience with community service. On one occasion, Kevin failed miserably as a farm aid. Another time, while working as a greeter at a department store, Kevin attacked a man who he mistook for Allen. Later, Kevin convinces Pete to dig him a passage out of the detention center.

A Pillar of the Community

Kevin recalls a time when he was released from the detention center and his parents throw him a mediocre surprise party. Kevin and his dad leave the house in search of lottery tickets. When they win, Percy drinks himself to unconsciousness and Kevin steals his dad's share of the money. When he runs out, he sells his new house and car for a bottle of booze and a carton of smokes.

Family Values

The psychiatrist asks Kevin about girls. Kevin describes his first make-out party. When asked about his mother, Kevin describes a time when Anastasia took Kevin back-to-school shopping but makes fun of him all day. Later, Kevin and Percy escape jail to go watch strippers.

The Golden Days of Youth

The doctor's evil twin brother asks Kevin about death and his childhood. Kevin describes a time when his parent's got really drunk at a funeral and sent him to the bedroom to steal jewelry. Later, Kevin describes going on a very disappointing family vacation wherein the closest thing he got to a pony ride was sitting on a cow that eventually attacked his dad.

Psychiatrist #1

Kevin's behavior pushes his original psychiatrist over the edge and his evil twin brother takes his place. This new doctor tricks Kevin into electric shock therapy. Kevin loses himself in childhood memories and recalls a time he had to promise his father money in order to make him show up for parent-teacher interviews.

The New Mr. Franklin

Completely frustrated with Kevin's lack of progress, Kevin's doctor sends him to dreaded Ward 5, a floor for those deemed ""untreatable."" In a flashback, Kevin recalls finding a classmate's body squashed on a railroad track. When he pawns the kid's CD player, the cops trace it back to Kevin and together they solve the mystery of the missing child.

Ward of the State

Kevin gets into trouble when he comes up with a scheme to use a ride his father is operating to shake valuables from carnival-goers; when the ride collapses and people are hurt he is arrested and ends up in court.

Public Offender

In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defence arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.

Drugs for the Democracy

Kevin's psychiatrist enquires about his fascination for fire. Kevin describes blowing up his home the first time his father taught him to use a lighter. This triggers Kevin to think BIG, and later he blows up a farmer's field and adjoining forest. Back in prison Kevin longs for the comfort of the infirmary but recalls his last attempt at faking sick.

Keep the Home Fires Burning

Percy is let out of prison and joins a militia group the same crew that the Spencer's uppity neighbors, the Bensons, have hired to kill them. On their way to the liquor store to make the hit on Anastasia, Percy manages to rat out the militia group and save his wife.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Kevin ditches school to play pool at the Camel Toe, where he meets Victor the pool shark. Victor takes Kevin under his wing to teach him how to hustle. Kevin trains hard but ends up facing Fat Tony, a notorious hustler himself. Percy spends the episode in prison with Eustace the cannibal, while Mom takes advantage of Percy's absence to have sex with some of the neighbourhood men.

A Day Off

The foreman at the construction site across the street offers Percy $300 to fight in the illegal fights he organizes down at the docks. Percy agrees, and ends up losing badly to the undefeated Gary ""Grim Reaper"" Morgan. The Bensons, in an effort to get back at the Spencer's for Kevin's antics, have an insurance adjuster videotape Percy's fight so that his workman's comp gets cut off.

Squirrels

The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stalking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine-version of himself.

Malled By A Dog

When Charlie Plunt's student loan money comes in, he takes Mom and Kevin to Niagara Falls after ratting out Percy to the cops. Kevin is bored and explores the town on his own. He manages to hook up with Percy who jumped bail so the pair go on an insane bender that ends in a police chase over the falls.

In Like Plunt

It's the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group. The group plans an outing to shoot doctors at the abortion clinic where Anastasia happens to be taking advantage of the clinic's ""buy-six-get-one-free"" offer. The religious cult's plans are foiled when Percy gets thrown off his motorcycle during a police chase and lands on the maniacal firing squad.

In Kevin We Trust

The hospital where Percy is being treated for a heart attack is taken over by terrorists. Kevin hides out with a bad ass nurse he's fallen in love with while Percy gets stuck in an elevator. Mom makes the best of the situation and tries to sleep with as many doctors as possible. Horny mom saves the day when she makes a move on the terrorists who flee the building in fear.

The Crime Fighting Vagina

Kevin and Percy steel an old car from the delusional Widow Coulson, the same woman Kevin is forced to deliver her meals on wheels. Kevin grows to like the old hag because she was as insane as he was, and because she had lots of medication.

The Widow Coulson

Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin: instead of a sociopath Kevin is, in fact a misguided genius! Kevin re-routes the city's 911 calls to Percy who discovers a hidden talent of his own ""fighting"" crime as the super hero ""Drunken Welfare Man.

Good Will Spencer

Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-and- seventeen-year-old drunk.

Field Tripping

While on a tour of the porn studios, Kevin witnesses the split of partners Pornman and Afroman. Kevin becomes Pornman's agent in the actor's pursuit of more artistic endeavours and lands him various gigs, including a role in the Catholic Association of Teachers and Anal Retentives for Acting's performance of ""Hair.""

The Art of Pornman

It's New Year's Day and Kevin overdoses like an amateur on booze left behind at the scene of a car accident. Allan is disgusted with him and decides to trying living in other people's heads for a while, including the Widow Coulson's. Percy, meanwhile, recruits Kevin to help him steel Charlie's trailer full of weed.

The Potted Goose

Instead of prosecuting Percy for shoplifting, Jimmy the pawnshop owner has Kevin work in the shop. Kevin endures Jimmy's recounting of life story and learns that Jimmy has a long, lost sister whom Kevin later finds banging Percy in their garden shed. In an effort to end the liquor store workers' strike, Percy gets hired to make threatening phone calls to strikers.

The Stripper Strikes Back

After a booze-up with dad is accidentally videotaped at the Music Station's video-talk-back-booth, Percy gets arrested on live television and Kevin reaches celebrity status. Kevin gets an agent and shares the fame with Anastasia. The courts sentence Percy to have a lobotomy after a botched prison escape.

Corrupting Our Youth

Kevin runs away and becomes a roadie for a rock band after impressing them with his alcoholism. Anastasia's plea to the media to help her find Kevin lands her some sweet stand up gigs including an appearance on the Mike Bullard Show on the same evening Kevin plans his revenge on the band.

Runaway

While grave robbing one evening, Kevin and Percy fall into an abandoned, underground government testing facility where they encounter blood-thirsty zombies attempting to sway them to the Dark Side. Kevin and Percy team up with Vern Charlebois, an adventurous moose-hunter worthy of action hero status.

The Tomb

Kevin slips in and out of television-inspired dreams during a night of drinking and channel surfing. His surreal adventures mimic programming styles from a ""Leave-it-to-Beaver"" style sitcom to evangelical programming to porn.

Dreamland

Kevin wins a Cruise and spends his days and nights in the ship's casino playing poker with a loud-mouthed Texan named Big Earl as well as some familiar faces. When a storm hits, Kevin is shipwrecked. He decides to lay down and die since starting a fire and looking for food is too much like work. He is miraculously nursed back-to-health and sobriety by a kind and loving island man.

The Cruise

We find Kevin still stranded on an island where he's involved in a dispute with his imaginary friend, Allen. The pair stumble upon "Hughopia," a civilization on the other side of the island that had been there all along.

Homeward Bound

After Percy confesses to Kevin that he told the Quebec mafia that Kevin had secretly been seeing the mob boss' wife, Pete Wilcox and Bull help Kevin fake his death before assuming the identity of Renaldo Sanchez. Meanwhile, a shady businessman has hired Percy.

Invisible Sociopath

Timmy, a loser hacker kid at Kevin's school, rebels against his yuppie parents and befriends Kevin. After crashing Timmy's dad's Porsche into the school, the pair wreak havoc in its dark hallways. Kevin's "axe monkey" is set loose after sampling the janitor's magic mushrooms.

Nightschool

Kevin and his exploits have drawn a lot of bad press to the school, so the board of directors decides to force Kevin into the chess club. His chess career progresses splendidly and Kevin manages to make it to the national competition. Percy and Mom discover Canadian actor Bruno Gerussi has been living in the wall behind their TV, and has been hatching a scheme to take over American television.

Bruno Gerussi Must Die

Kevin goes gaga for a girl at the arcade as the pair competes for top score on a video game about a misunderstood ninja just trying to fit it. The pair are eventually sent to Florida as test subjects for a virtual reality game that plugs into their brains.

Jacked In

Mom lets one rip in Percy's face one morning, which kicks off a whole string of painful and disgusting practical jokes between the pair as they compete for the title of "master."

Practical Jokes

Percy, Anastasia, and Kevin visit the Olympus campgrounds where Mom hooks up with a hillbilly hunk named Orion. Percy spends a long day drinking at the campsite and a backwoods-drinking hole. Meanwhile, with Allan's help Kevin faces off with his demons.

Orion

Kevin, Percy, and Mom are each interrogated by detectives as they recount how they ended up in a bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal panda bears, and one angry Santa Claus.

Much Like Percy, Christmas Comes but Once A Year

After escaping a DUI charge by leaping over a bridge, Percy is captured by a pair of stew-lovers who fish him out of the river. Percy witnesses Dooley and Chubb's strange lifestyle, which involves puppet shows, moonshine and stew. Lots and lots of stew. Meanwhile, reporters have flocked to the Spencer house after the announcement that Kevin has won the Giller prize for fiction.

Dooley And Chubbs

After Percy photocopies Kevin's diary and posts it around the neighborhood, Kevin is bullied out of town. Percy wins the family a houseboat trip to Ottawa to celebrate Canada Day where the Spencer's take part in the country's wildest party.

Pat-riot-ism

Kevin is responsible for a power outage in his neighborhood, so he steals a crane from a construction site to set things straight. Percy is desperate to find a clean urine sample when a law is passed forcing welfare recipients to take a mandatory drug test.

Blackout

Mom winds up in the joint after Percy frames her for breaking into a welfare office and (among other things) defecating on the branch Manager's desk. Kevin is bored and decides to break tradition and go to school where he ends up questioning authority until they throw him out.

A Day In School

Percy and Anastasia tease Kevin one too many times during a game of scrabble and he sinks into a deep and endless pool of rage and despair. Kevin leaves to hang around the warehouses at the waterfront where he is kidnapped and forced to become "The Angry Loner" in a new boy band "WEE B 54U".

Wee B 54U

Percy is bribed into making a TV commercial against drinking and driving in exchange for parole.

Bingo

Percy gets the winter blues and "hates everything!", while Kevin's already socially disturbed character becomes aggravated by the lack of sunlight and isolation caused by intense cold.

Snowfort

Timmy lands himself a CO-OP job at the Camel Toe Inn as a stripper's assistant.

The Talented Mr. Spencer

Anastasia is at the feed and seed buying a stronger "Industrial " pesticide for unstated "personal reason's" when animal rights activists take over and hold the staff hostage.

Hostage Cupcake

Festival of Flowers

After a tooth extraction, Kevin develops a bizarre snakelike fang in the back of his mouth.

Fang

Kevin secretly enters Percy as a contestant on an American gameshow, "Who Wants to Marry a Prostitute." Percy nearly wins but the show is canceled midstream by the new network head, Bruno Gerussi.

Bruno Gerussi Must Die Again

After Percy gets sent to John School and Kevin is thrown into jail for squeegie-ing, Mom has to take a job as a telemarketer to support herself. Kevin ends up doing work in the corporate labour division of the prison, booking vacations for the public. When Mom's lover, Marty calls up to arrange a trip with Anastasia, Kevin decides pay Marty a visit the moment he gets out of the joint.

Operators are Standing By

The ghost of Rene Levesque haunts Kevin during a family visit to Grandpa Spencer in Montreal. After being arrested for violating the sign rule with his English T-shirt, Percy meets a drug smuggler and arranges a plan with him to transport drugs across the border in the stomachs of Grandpa's prize-winning racing dogs.

Mont Surreal

Barfy Boozehound, a beer mascot, introduces a contest and Percy is resolutely training at the Camel Toe when someone mentions the upcoming smoking ban.

Add Beer Ad

It's Remembrance Day and Percy muscles his way through a ceremonial parade to get half-price quarts at the legion.

Peacekeeping Percy

Percy throws a lawn dart through Kevin's skull and the damage causes Kevin to feel emotions. A hypersensitive Kevin plans a bus trip to Los Angeles after Mom reveals to him that he has a twin brother from whom he was separated at birth. His trip is cut short after horrible bus crash in which the survivors must resort to cannibalism.

Homunculus

In an effort to get Kevin into the Halloween spirit, Allan convinces Kevin to perform a ritual and bring back his pet Alligator, Pinky from the dead. Charlie convinces Mom and Dad go to a swingers masquerade party to help spice up their sex life. Percy revives his Drunken Welfare Man identity and "swings" into action, saving the immoral people of the world from the demonic alligator.

Drunken Welfare Man

Percy and the family attend a Neighborhood Watch meeting to get information on serial killer prevention.

Serial Killer

Percy and Anastasia both receive mail to discover that Percy must attend a retraining course at the Employment Insurance office, while Anastasia is asked to jury duty.

Retooling The Tool

Each member of the Spencer family revisits a classic Halloween Urban Legend as they recount the scariest thing that has ever happened to them.

Big Ass Spooky Halloween

Kevin sells his life story for forty dollars and a pack of smokes to a movie producer he meets in the joint. In a sappy, melodramatic movie of the week Kevin is portrayed as an articulate, intelligent young man who recognizes his victimization, and the Percy character is a sensitive man who discovers God.

M.O.W.

Daryn and Mista Mo, from the BUZZ show on the Comedy Network, visit Landsville to film their next episode.

Buzz

In true Three's Companyesque fashion, the Spencer's quarrel over selling the house.

Letters, Legs, and Booze

Percy decides the whole world is against him and plots to leave IT all behind. The Spencer's hold a garage sale to pillage for cash and somehow scrounge enough dough to make it to Chile.

Chile

Percy and Anastasia discover an additional room in their house that's gone unnoticed because of the boxes piled in front of its door.

The Room

It's a showdown between Drunken Welfare Man and Alcoholic Welfare Man. Percy faces his nemesis as both heroes try to prove their honor as the greatest substance abusing, welfare-frauding crime fighter.

Showdown

Kevin tries manipulating a group of Alzheimer patients at the old age home into believing he is their grandson and therefore they should give him their money.

Kevin's Girl

The Spencer's are the "Rabid Dog Cigarettes Contest Winners" and they win a vacation at the Tiki-Wana Beach Resort.

Beach Blanket Bloodbath

Kevin is taken to court for writing what is considered to be a dangerous and threatening short story for English class.

Writing the Wrongs

Percy damages his newly reattached leg while trying out a new position in the bathtub.

Slingshot

A Kevin's gonna do what a Kevin's gonna do.

Watered Down

Kevin wins an Old Barfy contest to have an all-girl punk band play in his backyard along with free alcohol submitted by the sponsors.

Spankdriven

The Spencers try to catch a big wrestling match, but Percy only has enough money for one ticket.

Plan 9 From Project Housing

Percy's friend Luc gets out of prison, so everyone heads up north to help him flee his parole.

Working the Rigs

It's Kevin's birthday, and he's spending it with his grandfather.

Two Strokes and You're Playing With It

Percy and Anastasia declare a war of the pranksters on each other.

Sore Throats

Anastasia keeps attacking Percy in his sleep, and the whole family heads to a sleep clinic.

Sleeping It Off

Percy blackmails two surgeons in exchange for plastic surgery.

Plastic Percy

When Kevin sees his parents in a good mood in front of him, his instincts tell him they're after something he has(the blood).

Vernon vs. DWM

Percy and some mobsters play high stakes poker.

Hey, Barkeep

Kevin, the Musical

Kevin has to take an extra-curricular activity and takes Improv as he's convinced it's the easiest one their is.

Home Improv-ment

Anastasia dares Charlie to quit smoking weed for 50 bucks and leaves Kevin to look after Charlie to make sure he sticks to the deal.

Don't Fear the Reefer

Percy and Anastasia buy a time machine from a garage sale. Kevin and Allen go back in time to Rome when Caligula was Emperor.

That Guy Who Liked Pie

While on a romantic vacation with Anastasia, Percy overdoses on Nicorette and commandeers the tour bus.

Hogtown Hogwild

Dwane Chalmers sets up Anastasia to take the fall in a frat house in order to join the club.

Dog Fight

Kevin staggers into a city hall meeting and observes a discussion of the town's Olympic bid committee.

Olympics Special

Anastasia sleeps with Prime Minister candidate Mr. Wetnick.

Yes Yes, Oh God Yes, Mr. Prime Minister

With a toss of a beer cap, Percy sets off a series of events that affects just about everybody in town. Kevin swallows a screwdriver and almost dies.

What Goes Around Comes Around

The Spencers are trapped in their house after a massive snow storm covered half of the house.

Snowed In

Anastasia and Kevin go bargain hunting at the Shop-ocalypse. ...

Mother's Little Helper

Kevin's back where it all began in episode one... prison!

Doing Time

In France, Anastasia meets a french fella who looks identical to Charlie Plunt.

That Thing You Can Only Say In French

Merry Christmas Asshole

A teenager comes-a-knocking on The Spencers' door and tells Percy he's his son.

Legitimate Claims

The folks get a free television as part of a court settlement. After some channel surfing, they discover it came with amateur porn which is clearly stolen.

Blow Job

Things go terribly wrong when a bomb explodes in a basement and Kevin has a ski pole stuck in his stomach from one end to another.

Urban Trans Hit

Kevin is placed under house arrest. To lighten up the mood, his dumbass parents attempt to cheer him up by playing board games like Monotony.

Games Without Frontiers

Anastasia wants to divorce Percy suspecting he has two-timed her so she must display evidence he actually cheated on her.

Black Like Percy

The Spencer's become heroes when they attempt to thwart a bank robbery.

The Heroic Spencers

Percy runs for Premier so he can have booze sold in corner stores like in Quebec.

The Buck Stops Here

Kevin embarks on a journey after awakening from a dream telling him he has to see something.

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