Name: Everybody Hates Chris
Uploaded: 2022-07-22T19:00:28.000Z
Description: Inspired by his childhood experiences, comedian Chris Rock narrates the hilarious, touching story of a teenager growing up as the eldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980's.

Inspired by his childhood experiences, comedian Chris Rock narrates the hilarious, touching story of a teenager growing up as the eldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980's.

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When Chris's parents decide to bus him to an all white school in Brooklyn Beach, he must learn to deal with new surroundings

Everybody Hates The Pilot

A rumor that Chris beat up Caruso, the school bully, speads like rapid fire through his new school. There are consequences when the school principal finds outs. When the family grocery budget gets tight, Julius tries to help out by buying a crate of sausage from street vendors. Rochelle must then come up with new and interesting ways to serve sausage.

Everybody Hates Sausage

When Drew gets a bad grade on his math test, Rochelle recruits Chris's big crush, Keisha, to tutor him. Mistaking Keisha's mother for Rochelle, Julius experiences an awkward sexual moment with his neighbor.

Everybody Hates Keisha

Thinking he must be a great player just because he's black, Chris gets recruited to the school basketball team even though he really can't play. The new found attention puts a strain on Chris's relationship with Greg. To bring in extra money Julius & Rochelle rent out their upstairs room, but Rochelle soon becomes suspicious of their new tenant.

Everybody Hates Basketball

Chris gets some relief from the area thugs when he is befriended by Fat Mike, one of the cooler kids in their neighborhood. Things go array when Fat Mike disappears with Chris's bike. Julius's union goes on strike so Rochelle must get work to make ends meet. Rochelle becomes jealous when Julius seems better at being a homemaker than she is.

Everybody Hates Fat Mike

To escape the wrath of his trouble-making, little sister Tanya, Chris spends time at Greg's house after school

Everybody Hates Greg

Chris's plans to attend Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother makes him take Drew and Tanya trick-or-treating. Rochelle and Julius get ready for their first Halloween in their new Bedstuy neighborhood.

Everybody Hates Halloween

When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night" they hire a babysitter to watch Chris and the kids.

Everybody Hates The Babysitter

Chris must endure a day at the local laundromat with Drew and Tonya in tow. Julius and Rochelle go shopping for a new TV for their home.

Everybody Hates The Laundromat

When Julius finds two hundred dollars' worth of food stamps, a prideful Rochelle reluctantly uses them to buy food for the family. Chris & Greg team up for a school science project until they discover they have very different ideas about what a good project really is.

Everybody Hates Foodstamps

Chris learns the value of a dollar when he must find a way to earn money to buy the leather jacket he so desperately wants. When their school gets shut down due to paint poisoning, Tanya and Drew pass the time at home by engaging in a bad game of "I Dare You".

Everybody Hates A Part Time Job

When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris he won't be getting a Christmas gift. Tanya finds out there is no Santa Clause.

Everybody Hates Christmas

Chris must come up with the perfect outfit for his school pictures. When Tanya's picture day school shoes come up missing, she suspects Drew as the culprit.

Everybody Hates Picture Day

Chris deals with his first Valentine's Day at his new school and develops his first "bus crush". Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle must deal with the unexpected Valentine's Day attention Tanya and Drew are getting.

Everybody Hates Valentine'S Day

At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims the title as Asteroids Champ until he meets his match. Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle decide to cut back on their favorite guilty pleasures, to save money, only to send each of them searching for a "fix".

Everybody Hates The Lottery

When Chris gets an F on his report card, he resorts to desperate measures to hide it from Rochelle and Julius. While at home sick, Julius re-discovers his passion for the soaps.

Everybody Hates The Gout

When Rochelle's father dies unexpectedly during a visit, she tries to hide her pain by acting as if nothing has happened. Chris notices the change in his mother and stands up for her. Meanwhile, Julius resorts to working overtime and Tanya is worried he's working too much.

Everybody Hates Funerals

Tired of Drew being the best at everything, Chris decides enough is enough and convinces Julius and Rochelle, against their better judgment, to enroll him in Karate class. After witnessing Tonya's near 3rd degree burns from Rochelle pressing her hair, Julius agrees to pay for the salon, but Tanya gets more than a pretty do, she gets a lesson in gossiping.

Everybody Hates Drew

Chris finds a Playboy magazine in Julius's toolbox and takes it to school. But when the magazine is taken from his possession, he finds himself in a fury trying to find it. Meanwhile, when Julius finds out Rochelle is hiding money from him, she is forced to explain.

Everybody Hates Playboy

In celebration of Father's Day, Julius tells the family he wants a day to himself. Rochelle is upset but agrees to take the kids out for the day. But a determined Chris, convinces Rochelle to let him go shopping for a gift for Julius.

Everybody Hates Father'S Day

When Mrs. Morello, announces the class is participating in a school-wide cookie sale competition for a trip to Washington, Chris immediately panics- knowing it's hard to sell door to door in his neighborhood. Meanwhile, Julius surprises Rochelle with tickets to see Dreamgirls for their anniversary, but when Drew and Tanya get sick with the chicken pox their plans are changed.

Everybody Hates Jail

Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the neighborhood school, but when they deny his request, he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Julius is stinking everyone out of the house, when he's offered a new job at a fish market.

Everybody Hates Corleone

Determined to make life better for himself at Corlene Junior High, Chris decides to run for Class President and asks Greg to be his Vice President. Chris learns from a popularity poll that he and Greg can't get on the ballot running together, so he kicks Greg off the ticket and replaces him with a popular jock, igniting a war between the two friends.

Everybody Hates The Class President

Hoping to have better success with girls this year, Chris asks out Yvette, a new girl in the neighborhood. But Yvette stands Chris up at the movies, and he must decide whether to ask her out again when Doc gives him Whodini concert tickets. Rochelle decides to host a neighborhood watch meeting after Julius's truck is stolen. Not wanting to be shown up by Louise her new neighbor, Rochelle insists on being block watch captain and finds herself being on call day and night.

Everybody Hates Rejection

Working on his Class President campaign, Chris learns from Greg that he must field questions at an upcoming town hall meeting, as well as prepare a speech. Chris "borrows" the best quotes from the speeches of several famous icons, only for Caruso to steal Chris's speech for himself, forcing Chris to think on his feet to impress the 8th grade class.

Everybody Hates Elections

Chris exterminates a mouse for his neighbor, Tasha, who gives him a kiss on the cheek as a reward. Jerome, having witnessed the kiss, congratulates Chris on making Tasha his girlfriend, something which Chris neither confirms nor denies. Soon, a rumor spreads through the neighborhood that Tasha is "fast". Chris realizes his new-found status as a ladies' man has tarnished Tasha's reputation and he must find a way to remedy the situation.

Everybody Hates A Liar

Chris is excited by his new job at Doc's corner store until Malvo, a local thug, robs the place and threatens to kill Chris if he rats him out. Doc figures out Chris is lying and asks him who robbed the store, Chris refuses and Doc fires him.

Everybody Hates Malvo

To diffuse the tension between Chris and Caruso, the new school Principal pairs them up as buddies on an upcoming field trip. Caruso causes them to miss the bus back to school, so they must find their way back to Corleone themselves.

Everybody Hates The Buddy System

The school newspaper prints a story saying that Chris has not delivered on campaign promises he made while running for Class President. Things go from bad to worse when Chris is threatened with impeachment. Rochelle's freeloading brother moves in with the family after being thrown out by his mother.

Everybody Hates Promises

Julius lends Chris a pair of socks and jokes that they're "lucky". Chris is skeptical, but becomes a believer when several great things happen to him while wearing them. In fact, life is going so well that Chris decides there is no need to study for an upcoming test. Rochelle throws out the socks, and Chris must find a way to make his own luck. Drew and Tonya discover a way to play their parents against each other to get new pink carpet for her room and a new suit for his school talent show.

Everybody Hates Superstition

Rochelle makes everyone in the family pitch in to cook Thanksgiving dinner, and charges Chris with cooking the most important dish - the macaroni and cheese. But, Chris falls asleep and burns the dish, and must figure out how save their Thanksgiving dinner. Julius attempts to create the perfect Thanksgiving when his younger, more successful brother comes for a visit.

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

Knowing that a few more days at work and a holiday bonus will enable him to purchase great Christmas gifts for his family, Chris does his best not to catch the flu bug that's going around the neighborhood. Chris soon discovers his bonus will be paid in video game tokens, so he decides to take a second job working with Julius who is playing Santa Clause at the local department store.

Everybody Hates Kris

For a class project, Chris must take care of an egg as if it were his child. Rochelle discovers that Chris was going to fake his oral report, so she puts him through the paces of being a "parent" to the egg. Chris manages to take care of the egg until he loses it. Julius goes on a mission to cut household costs when he receives an inflated electric bill. Drew scares Tonya into thinking he is a Werewolf.

Everybody Hates Eggs

Chris's teacher, Mrs. Morello, takes a leave of absence and he is delighted to discover the substitute teacher is African American. Chris thinks life at Corleone will be easier until he discovers his new teacher expects more from him than ever before. Tonya learns she can get away with pretty much anything if it is followed by the words, "Drew hit me." Julius accommodates Mr. Omar's habit of "borrowing" things, but soon discovers his tenant is abusing the privilege.

Everybody Hates The Substitute

Chris fills in for a missing DJ and does such a good job that he is offered $100 to do another gig. Getting all the equipment he needs to be a great DJ turns out to be difficult and expensive venture. Chris scratches Rochelle's favorite James Brown record, so he must decide between his DJ equipment and his mother's happiness. Julius must overcome his fear of rabbits when he takes Drew to a magic show.

Everybody Hates DJs

To gain respect at school, Chris decides to become a Hall Monitor. The kids do not take him seriously, so he steps up his game only to become a power-hungry tyrant and puts his friendship with Greg in jeopardy. Tonya discovers her girlfriends are only hanging out with her because they have a crush on Drew. Julius must figure out a way to deal with Rochelle's constant complaining about her new job.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

Chris's school closes for an official snow day, but Chris finds out too late and ends up spending the day alone with Principal Edwards. Rochelle's subway train is robbed on her way to work but matters go from bad to worse when the train breaks down and everyone is forced to spend the next several hours together. Julius asks Mr. Omar to watch Drew and Tonya while he goes to rescue a snowed in Chris from school.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

Chris foils Malvo's plan to steal a gold chain and is given one day to replace it or suffer a beat down.

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

Chris and Greg decide to cut school and go see the movie Ghostbusters when they discover Ms. Morello will be out for the day and that they will have a substitute teacher. Chris and Greg think they're home free until they run into Ms. Morello at the movie theater. Julius goes to the DMV to renew his license, but his quick trip gets longer when he discovers he must re-take the written exam and ends up failing the test.

Everybody Hates Cutting School

Julius gets tickets to a baseball game and decides to take Chris and Drew along to spend quality time with them. But Tasha asks Chris to the movies, and Chris discovers it's the same day as the baseball game. Rochelle discovers she forgot to mail a letter to the Billy Ocean Fan Club for Tonya, who has been anxiously waiting for a response.

Everybody Hates Baseball

Chris's love of sports turns into a money-making venture for Doc and the neighborhood when Chris's basketball picks begin to pay off. Chris enjoys wealth and a newfound popularity in his neighborhood until the local bookie begins to lose too much money and warns Chris to stop giving out gambling advice or suffer a beat down. Tonya, tired of always losing games to Drew, makes a bet to beat him in a big game of Checkers.

Everybody Hates Gambling

Chris hears his parents listening to comedy records at home and discovers telling jokes gives him the attention and popularity he's always wanted. Feeling lonely since her husband's death, Rochelle's mom begins spending too much time at the house, so Rochelle decides to fix her mom up on a blind date. Drew begins getting unwanted attention from a girl in the neighborhood.

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes (FKA Everybody Hates A Comedian)

Ms. Morello informs Chris he is the weak link in the big Corleone math competition and his class will have no chance of winning it if his performance in algebra doesn't improve quickly. Not wanting to let down his classmates, Chris asks his parents for a tutor, but Rochelle offers to help him instead. Chris soon realizes Rochelle's teaching methods are not helpful and decides to go behind her back and enlist the help of his grandmother, who was an algebra teacher.

Everybody Hates Math

On the last day of school, Chris puts together an elaborate stunt to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life hell at Corleone. Tonya becomes jealous of all the attention surrounding Drew's elementary school graduation. Julius insists on fixing Mr. Omar's clogged kitchen sink himself to save money but ends up making the situation much worse.

Everybody Hates Chris

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